I guess this post is made specially for those who are currently sitting for SPM and STPM exams. Aside from studying smart and recalling what you have learnt, you should always avoid doing these unless you want to fail your exams purposely. For those who have been meditating too much your books, you might as well take a look too for I believe that these things WILL make you laugh and make you feel less pressured XD
I got this from my friend and I just have to post it here XD
A desperate woman writes to the Technical support Guy,Read more...
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jeweler applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 .
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 , and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0 , MONEY 3.0 and Sports 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate Woman
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Tech Support Reply,
DEAR DESPERATE Madam,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3..
If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jeweler 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Sleep 6.1.
Please note that Sleep 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 under any circumstances (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.
Good Luck Madam!
Tech Support update
I used to think that I was one of those who corrupt English too frequent with weird usage of words [I did it for laugh by the way XD] but when I was reading a magazine today, I found out that there are people who beat me in that.
Let's take a look at Japan where its citizens speak 'Japanglish' [Japanese+English]. I never thought that language would appear on their signboards as well. OMG LOL XD
Now you know why they have bad business.
Sausages have genders? O_O
Yes, save the kids. They are more precious than endangered animal species >:]
Now I'm wondering if the blinds would be able to taste their meals there.
Now, we will see what's happening in China. The only difference with Japan is its English is known as 'Manglish' [Mandarin+English] This doesn't surprise me that much since I have seen their signs in Reader's Digest during the promotion of Beijing Olympic Games and I find that they are fun to look at.
Never leave those in a dark room or they will grow into huge gigantic models and damage your house. This actually reminds me of the real-sized Gundam model in Japan. Lol.
A heaven made for racists.
A strategic place for committing suicide indeed. Did Usui Yoshito see the same signboard in Japan and followed the instruction? :O
I laughed at that one. No comment XD
Recently, I have figured out that my 'Manglish' is slowly improving. Not that I'm extremely happy with it. I guess that is the result for speaking too much 'Manglish' with my friends just for the fun of it. I spoke proper English with appropriate tone before since my Mandarin is a total failure and I can't read Chinese characters at all. Plus, I'm not Chinese educated. Ah well, thank God I still have my beloved accent, just that it will sound different sometimes depending on who am I talking to :3
Recently, my friends seem to have a new addiction of translating the titles of English movies and other stuff into Malay. I have somehow got infected as well because the titles always end up making you laughing hard lol. Here are some of the translations done by me and Bernard based on game titles just for fun XD
Tekken = Taken = Diambil
Silent Hill = Bukit Senyap
Twisted Metal: Head-On = Pintal Logam: Kepala-Buka
Warhammer = Tukul Perang
AniMates = Pasangan-pasangan Ani
Cradle of Rome = Rom Punya Buaian
Frogger: Helmet Chaos = Katak: Huru-hara Topi Keledar
Fallout = Jatuh Keluar
Frontlines: Fuel of War = Garisan-garisan Depan: Minyak Perang
Monster Jam = Jem Raksasa
Operation Flashpoint: Dragon Rising = Operasi Titik Kilat: Naga Naik
Rainy Woods = Kayu-kayu Hujan
Shellshock 2: Blood Trails = Cangkerang Terkejut 2: Kesan-kesan Darah
Homefront = Depan Rumah
Bejeweled = Menjadi Permata
Mankind = Jenis Lelaki
Wild Arms = Lengan-lengan Liar
F.E.A.R. = Ketakutan
Tales of Monkey Island = Cerita Pulau Monyet
Rockman X 6 = Lelaki Batu Kali Enam
Half Life = Setengah Nyawa
Madden 2009 = Gilaar 2009
StarCraft = Kapal Bintang
Devil May Cry = Syaitan Boleh Nangis
Metal Gear Solid = Logam Gear Pepejal
Counter Strike: Source = Kaunter Mogok: Punca / Pukul Balik: Punca
Warcraft 3 : Frozen Throne = Kapal Perang 3 : Takhta yang Beku
How was it? XD
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